Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton…
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?When her favorite sexual...
A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
Lack Of Meat In Poland
A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland....
New Yorkers arrived
One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street...