He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
An Hour of Pleasure
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls’ school was lecturing her students on...
Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
The problems with golf
|The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...