The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
Some shorties…one rude :)
Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children? A: When his wife...
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
On the right track?
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, “21…21….21….” when a blonde jumped...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
How true it is.
Recently, on an outing with my scout troop, the question came up of when...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.