Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Drunk Cheerleader
Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super...
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
Brand new
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
What would you do if you had a condum with a hole…
What would you do if you had a condum with a holein it in...
Sue over the property
Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other?...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
Penuts! Popcorn!
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...