Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
My Granny\’s Better!
Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
Disorder in Court
From a little book called “Disorder in the Court”. These are things that people...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
Cool Bumper Stickers!
Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -Horn broken,...