yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
A very interesting fact
|Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human...
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning…
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
Remember When (Classic)
A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show A window was...
Green Circles
A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of...
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment…
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises....
Quotes from stupid 02
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “That race was all...
It’s a sin
“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other....