Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
New Dinosaur Theory?
OK, let’s consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating...
The “real story” of the three bears..
It’s a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just...
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
58 Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists) 1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash,...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...