Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
Long list of annoyances!
*** Things that can and do bother the “normal” person. ***Having to try on...
Quick Conquer Of Poland
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and...
This dog is acting bad
|While waiting for a bus, the blind man’s dog decided to go to the...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
Florida Crazy Law
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. It is considered an offense to...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
Gay Hired Hand
There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.