I Want Some Milk
|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Job Interviews
We have all been through job interviews, and we have spent most of the...
War ad
Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!
One night, an 87-year-old woman…
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in...
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...