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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was...
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Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
A woman and her lover are on the bed…
A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman’s home, whenall...
Greatest Pain
One day, a man walked into the dentist”s office for some dental work.The dentist...
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...