Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
F.B.I. phone logs
|The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies...
Overheard In Airplane
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on...
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake…
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that...
More Man Slamming!
You know a man’s lying if his lips are moving. Remember you are known...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Are there Jews in China?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”