When you know you must really be drunk
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Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
Life’s Lessons.
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He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...
Economics textbooks
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An African Lion
Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african...
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
Mothmatics
|What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics!