Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Blonde quickies 201-220
201. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ? A: A...
Bad News 4
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell...
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
Pinocchio Kidnapped!
Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from...
What are the three fastest means of communication?
What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!