Some Stupid People
|A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
Definition of Programmer
Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of...
Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10...
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
Diff Between Man and Childbirth
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?One can be terribly painful and...
OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...