between a fly and a bird
|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but...
Brain For Sale
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices....
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife…
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
The Perfect Gift!
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his...
Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...
40 Year Old Man and Woman
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old...
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade…
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street...
even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!