Food Order
This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large...
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
Praying Parrots
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Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
Fun with telemarketers
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No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...