Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Bear jokes 01
|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Throw away exhibits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...