Women…rules men wish you would learn!
RULES MEN WISH WOMEN KNEW:If you think you’re ugly, you probably are. Don’t ask...
Bathroom?
Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive...
Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
Wife and best friend!
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as...
Remaining as enemies
|Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...