Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
A walking economy
|This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He...
A different father
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...