What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
He is a very smart dog
|I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was...
The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
A Texan farmer goes…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
Male Bashing
Q. What did God say after creating Adam A. I must be able to...
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...