In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
The three survivors of the shipwreck…
The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an...
The General’s Temperature
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on…
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His...
A dangerous animal
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans...