Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...
Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
What Am I Doing?
The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop…
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....