come to the webbing
|What did the spider say to the fly?We’re getting married do you want to...
Welcome to Hell…
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...