Whale of a Story.
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan,...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when…
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full...
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
Lawyers arrive in Japan
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
Dead Babies
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling...