Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
The Oil Crisis
There are a lot of folks that can’t understand how we ran out of...
Who handles cases?
|Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and...
Tip of the iceberg
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before...
Accountant in Heaven
|An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is...
New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
Charged for speeding
|A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of...
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
Candidate’s shootout
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...