Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Marriage quotes 12
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Mary was having an affair during the day while…
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Polak Meets Priest
A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Rabbits Ph.D. Thesis
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