Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
Skiing Accident
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the...
Kid’s Letters to God
Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when...
After Man, God Said…
What did God say after he created man?”I can do better than this” and...
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Life Science Final Exam
The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life scienceclassroom staring at a question...
Did you hear about the blind skunk…
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...