The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
King of the Jungle…
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out...
I want to buy a golf ball
|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro...
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
A walking economy
|This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He...
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
Andy is God\’s son
A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint...
20 truths about men
1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers. 2....