Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
Clinton Bridge
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished...
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
Crossing Women Riddle
What do you have when you combine 50 women with a yeast infection in...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip…
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They hadgone...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Act Religious
A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the...