Did you take the patient’s temperature?
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Timberland.
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Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Cristmas Quiz
If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called...
The World of High Finance
A man walks into a New York bank, and says he’s going to Europe...
She Fetches All
Gena is such a good wife. Why, just let her husband get home late...
Fish jokes 03
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Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...