I’ll just wait till the Garda get here
|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night,...
On their first night to be together…
On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change....
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
A cultural comparison
|Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about...
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...
Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...