The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
You Have VD
What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Lost in a balloon
|Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind...
A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
Rejected Public Holidays
Top 12 Rejected Public Holidays12 Start of Christmas Season Day 11 False Labor Day...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...