Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby…
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Corporate lingo list
|Here’s a little clarification of corporate lingo. COMPETITIVE SALARY:We remain competitive by paying less...
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
Texas builds it larger
|A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi...
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...
Cold Bikers
Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon.”Man! commented...
Grinch Quiz!
How to Tell if You’re a GrinchThis is a set of essential personality tests...