Voodoo
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo...
Emergency doctor visit
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
How you made money
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought…
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was...