Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
A blonde detective
|A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Say That Again
It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of...
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
Looking For Anya
After WWII, two Poles returned to their destroyed village to locate the first one’s...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
Thoughts from work
|Thoughts and stories from on the jobMy boss came in one morning and caught...
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing…
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the...
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...