Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother…
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat...
I am called a Princess
The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Winnie The ????
“Winnie The ????” It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd...
I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...
How It All Began…
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of...