Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
Honda, Honda!
A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people....
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Trick or Treat!
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10) You are guaranteed...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70…
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was...
Knock Knock Jokes 10
Knock Knock Who’s there? Audrey! Audrey who? Audrey be doing this! Knock Knock Who’s...
Diff Between Man and Childbirth
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?One can be terribly painful and...
One for the Mrs!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who...