Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
Polish Gold Medal Winners
Hear what the Poles did with all their gold medals?Went home and got them...
On Jeopardy
On Jeopardy…TREBEK: The category is “Political Subversion”. The answer is: Thisentity is dedicated to...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
The Geography of Men and Woman
The Geography of a Woman————————Between the ages of 18 – 21 a woman is...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
For all animal lovers out there
For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? Soak...
The Six-pack!
Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie....