The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
What and who am I?
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
You Have VD
What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a...
Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...
Jose can you see!
A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs. the Red...