What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll…
Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he...
Point Of View
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2....
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
Dealing with trouble
|A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The “disturbance”...
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
Lawyers on a jury
|A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had...