Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
Well Done!
A man’s house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes...
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh…
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamicyoung preacher raised himself to...
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his…
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students humanreproduction. For an...