The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement…
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...
More tail.
A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with...
Had any accidents?
|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was...
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...