Signs and notices 04
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. On a New...
Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
British Military Officer Fitness Reports
British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to…
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own...
On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...