A Texan farmer goes…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
If a month would be 24 hrs
If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every...
A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...