Found In Superman’s Bathroom
Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?A: Superbowl.
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both...
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Thinnest Books
The Book Of Virtues By Bill Clinton The Amish Phone Directory Mike Tyson’s Guide...