Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers
Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers For years it has been believed that...
Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm.
What do you…
What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!
Little Johnny helps Grandma.
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get...
Reasons to allow drinking at work
|The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work....