Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...
The man walked past the armored car and hears…
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped...
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
Night Before Christmas
Night Before Christmas For Readers in their 23rd Year of Schooling ‘Twas the nocturnal...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
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The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...
You might be a redneck if… christman
You’ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
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The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
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