A New Priest
A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes...
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
Had any accidents?
|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
The new father!
A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked...
Humor about the Irish
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub....
Knights of Columbus and Shriners
What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...