keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
Vincent Van Gogh\’s relatives:
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman…
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi’s and...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
Angry Wife
A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.