The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven…
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
One day an older fella was in for a checkup…
One day an older fella was in for a checkup.After his examination, his doctor...
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Caught napping…try this one!
Caught napping at work, school, or church…try this one.Guaranteed to work!Just pick your head...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...